do you guys realize that bbc sherlock is a giant fanfiction
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT! It’s a modern AU!
and it hasn’t been updated in forever
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun







